If the Borrowers were to open a hotel, it would probably be something like Nick and Charlotte Dent's Georgian farmhouse, filled with upcycled objets trouvés. A vintage milk float outside hints at the Grange's past as a model farm while elsewhere, churns, handcarts, seed spreaders and weighing scales have been pressed into service. In your bedroom you might find a dressmaker's form, a trumpet bedside lamp, an ancient dial telephone… The style is fashionably shabby chic in what our inspectors described as an 'informal and characterful hotel', noting that 'maintenance is required on some features'. They include the pool, which 'could have done with a clean' and the basic bathroom, in need of a freshen up. They were impressed, though, by the 'very characterful' bedroom with exposed brick and rustic furniture that was 'thoughtfully decorated' despite having captive coat hangers. In a 'small, cosy dining room', modern English cuisine includes chicken that was 'soft, succulent and tasty'. There is a separate vegan menu, from which the 'mushroom soup was delicious'. 'Puddings not so good.' We hear no such complaints from canine guests about the doggy afternoon tea, the breakfast sausage, the complimentary tennis ball. See also sister hotel Shieldaig Lodge, Gairloch.